You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Do vagina's smell?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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