New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
