gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Fuck me I smell like cheese
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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