So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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