Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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