i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
