So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You're like the curious george of whores
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
