Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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