dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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