we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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