She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
My bed smells like the plague
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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