Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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