$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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