well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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