her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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