She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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