porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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