I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I see more hoeing in ur future
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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