I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I just found a bag of teeth...
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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