There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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