Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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