Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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