Yo dont text me then not text me
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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