watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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