Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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