4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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