Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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