In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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