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How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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