Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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