no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
