He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i love accidental penises.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
