There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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