she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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