Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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