No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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