She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Randomize
