Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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