Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
