We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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