can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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