It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
