OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So I just went to clothing optional bar
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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