I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
cat food counts as protein by the way
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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