Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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