can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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