Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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