hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You pole danced in your parka.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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