is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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