Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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