On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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