yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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