I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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