i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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